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Things you cannot do.


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What do you find impossible to do?

Please answer in regards to the following stipulations:

1) Can't do because it is physically impossible.
e.g. Jump over a cathedral.
2) Can't do because you simply couldn't find the courage.
e.g. Swim with jellyfish.
3) Can't do because you believe it to be utterly immoral.
e.g. Kill people.
4) Can't do because it is ridiculous, and make-belief.
e.g. Dropkick a unicorn.
5) Can't do because it's not in you. You are restricted by personal stigmas, beliefs or principles.
e.g. Prank call the emergency services.

And any other things you can't do. Go to town. Make a list of it.


still nobody's bitch
I can't swear during sexy time because it would feel fake and I would bust out laughing.


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i can not tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue....and i felt like an ass when my 9 year nephew did it with no problem.:-/


I ♥ Haters
I can't do a moonwalk and believe me when I say I've tried my best to learn.


It's not me, it's you.
I can't whistle. Whoever said put your lips together and blow should be smashed in the FACE.


still nobody's bitch
I can't whistle. Whoever said put your lips together and blow should be smashed in the FACE.
It was Lauren Bacall and she said it to Humphrey Bogart in To Have and To Have Not. It was a secks reference.

I can't listen to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald without getting verklempt.


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I can't swim, I'm like a rock, straight to the bottom.
And I can't whistle either~


/ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5
Look at a hairy spider without cringing.

There are things I might think I cannot do are really a "won't" do but I guess I could find a specific situation wherein I just think it is possible with the right motivations and circumstance.


I can't swim
I can't compete in professional sports due to my age
I can't decorate a XMAS tree
I can't write neatly no matter how hard I try