- Three fat jalapeno peppers are too many for a single pork chop + onion.
- Jalapeno peppers are also spicy in the nose and eyes.
- Jalapeno peppers pass on their spiciness to everything they're cooked with, in fact making everything spicier than the peppers themselves.
- While "waste not, want not" is a noble idea, eating through the pain is not recommended.
- Drinking all of the milk possibly available (in this case, soy milk) is an effective way to temporarily reduce the pain.