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Things I've learned from my Boys

Nightsurfer

~Lucky 13 strikes again~
The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas...


RAISING BOYS

Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding):


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.


2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.


3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.


4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a
ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh- oh", it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke,! and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Those who pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without boys do it because:
a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
d) For those who have children nearing th! is age, this is a warning.
e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.

Hi all this was emailed to me by Dawn and we thought that you all could really use this to make your monday better...Have a good one....

PS: I think I will try out #8 and let you all know how much smoke you get from it.
 
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AngelsPeak

Wanna play?
..............once again I am extremely grateful for my 3 girls!!:nod:
 

Mirage

Secret Agent
Staff member
V.I.P.
LOL! You'll have to let us know how #8 turns out for you Nightsurfer... :D

There are plenty of other things that could be added to that list too. I've seen longer ones before but this catches the general idea. :lol:
 

Nightsurfer

~Lucky 13 strikes again~
Well #8 works pretty good..You just can't breathe in any of the smoke.
The more you mix the more smoke you get..**A side note** If you add food coloring to the mix you can change the smokes color:nod: :lol: :D
So now it's on to the hairspray and dust bunnies next.:lol:
I'll let you know how that one turns out....
 

Nanner

Registered Member
Nightsurfer said:
Well #8 works pretty good..You just can't breathe in any of the smoke.
The more you mix the more smoke you get..**A side note** If you add food coloring to the mix you can change the smokes color:nod: :lol: :D
So now it's on to the hairspray and dust bunnies next.:lol:
I'll let you know how that one turns out....

I KNEW it! This wasn't about any little kids it was all about what you can learn from Night! :nod:
 
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