There's A Giant Penis On The Roof!


Epic Gamer

Seriously, there is.

Teen paints giant penis on parents' roof

A teenager who painted a 60ft phallus on the roof of his family’s million-pound mansion got away with the prank for over a year before his parents found out.

Student Rory McInnes, 18, climbed onto the flat roof of his parents’ home and daubed the phallic symbol in white paint after watching a TV programme about Google Earth, reports the Daily Telegraph.

Rory’s parents, Andy and Clare, didn’t discover their son’s handiwork until a helicopter pilot spotted the oversized organ as he flew over their home near Hungerford, Berkshire.

The pilot contacted The Sun who then informed Mr McInnes, who initially thought the he was the victim of a practical joke, reports AFP. He subsequently phoned each of his four children to find the truth.

When he spoke to Rory, who is currently in Brazil on a gap year, the teenager simply said “Oh, you’ve found it then”, reports the Telegraph.

Luckily, Mr McInnes appeared to take the park in good humour although he told The Sun that “when Rory gets home he will be given a scrubbing brush and white spirit and he can go and scrub it off."

The McInnes’ massive rooftop member is an enlarged replica of the most prominent feature of the Cerne Abbas Giant (pictured), an 80ft figure of a naked man carved into the side of a chalk hill in Dorset.
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Now that'd be funny to see if you were flying over. :lol:


Ms. Malone
I read about that; next thing you know they'll be a show called 'You've been Google Earthed', it'll be like 'You've been Framed' but with slideshows instead of clips.
haha, that's pretty funny that it was there a whole year+ without anybody realising. But then again why would you if it was a flat roof, unless you're a helicopter pilot :lol:


Sally Twit
That's awesome! That boy deserves a medal. That has to be the best prank ever.
If it wasn't for the heli they might have never known.


Gay As Fuck
"Hey Martha, did you know there was a large Penis on top of your house?"

"Why yes, George always like to come a knockin' at night time"




A Darker Knight

This was the senior prank for one of our rival schools in 2007. It was only discovered by traffic helicopters sometime last summer.


Oh, poppycock.
hahahaha. That's awesome. I find such amusement in it, I don't see how the parents can get too mad. I would just be mad at myself for not noticing.