The worst pick-up lines?

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Merc, May 14, 2006.

  1. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    I think this is appropriate for this section :D

    "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants"
     

  2. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight

    ooooh....this'll get interesting. nasty, but interesting

    let's see.....

    I'm sterile

    Do you have a boyfriend?
    (No) you want one?
    (yes) you want a man friend?
     
  3. Nosferatu_Alucard

    Nosferatu_Alucard Undead Intellectual

    If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
     
  4. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    "Do you have Star Wars underwear? Because your ass is out of this world"
     
  5. Turbo

    Turbo Registered Member

    "Nice shoes..........wanna fuck"
     
  6. Babe_Ruth

    Babe_Ruth Sultan of Swat Staff Member V.I.P.

    You must be from Jamaica cause you Jamacainme crazy
     
  7. Turbo

    Turbo Registered Member

    guy-are you tired?

    girl-no why?

    guy-cause you've been running through my mind all day.
     
  8. Babe_Ruth

    Babe_Ruth Sultan of Swat Staff Member V.I.P.

    Jean Claude Van DAMNNNNNN your fine.
     
  9. Turbo

    Turbo Registered Member

    guy in wheelchair to girl "wanna learn new ways to drive a stick"
     
  10. Babe_Ruth

    Babe_Ruth Sultan of Swat Staff Member V.I.P.

    Wow look at those curves could I try driving on them?
     

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