The worst pick-up lines?

Merc

Certified Shitlord
V.I.P.
#1
I think this is appropriate for this section :D

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants"
 

oxyMORON

A Darker Knight
#2
ooooh....this'll get interesting. nasty, but interesting

let's see.....

I'm sterile

Do you have a boyfriend?
(No) you want one?
(yes) you want a man friend?