The Unfunny Truth about Santa Claus

Mirage

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That's pretty good. I've seen those facts before and it's funny that somebody came up with the whole Santa idea thinking nobody would ever be the wiser. :D

Of course most kids don't think this far into it. :)
 

Mr_Snipes

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31 hours of Christmas?

I thought there were only 24 hours in a day. But I guess if he starts at 10PM on Christmas Eve GMT 0 and delivers presents until 6AM GMT -23 then he would have 30 hours. I guess that works. Actually it does work.

But it is funny that somebody actually took the time to calculate all of that out. Wish I had that much time. But if I had that much time, I wouldn't have over 300 unread posts yet to read.
 

Mirage

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It takes a minute to load just give it some time. It has all the mathematical facts that would have to be true for Santa Claus to deliver presents on time, and exist in general. :)
 

Vidic15

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Are you telling me that Santa is fake? Argh!

Moving on, when I found out that I didn't get a XBox 360 for Christmas last year, I made a promise that I'll kick Santa's ass, but the bugger doesn't exist...yet.

Funnily enough, that page doesn't load for me, it gets stuck on 34%