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Actually, if you were to drink Smelnick blood on an especially 'fun' evening, it'd be like drinking a 0.3% v/v beer. For reference, the equivalent amount of alcohol in one typical 5% v/v beer compared to Smelnick Blood would be about 4.7 L (the better portion of the blood in his body), or basically, a 12-pack of Smelnick Blood.
Which is a lot, considering there's supposed to be no alcohol in blood. So really, it isn't a rumour at all.
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