The rule is simple, here's the formula: X / Y = number of times the user wants to bone Rick Astley where X is the number of Rick Roll links they've posted and Y is the number of fingers they have. In other words, you've got a lot of work to do with Rick, Brix.

Assuming you're counting thumbs as fingers (since that makes for easier math ), does that mean if someone's posted 8 Rick Roll links, they want to bone Astley 0.8 times?

Turns out this ^ is how she runs into his work. And yeah, Jeanie was a young adult in the '70s for someone who thinks of a ten-year-old as an adult, you empty wig. And Constantine if we ever meet face to face you can be sure that sexual harassment of my friends will be the first subject that comes up -- and the lie that it was "all in fun" won't be part of our talk.

The problem with Cons is that he fancies Brix and wishes he was Rick Astley so that Brix would want him.