The problem with Hybrix . . .

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Merc, Jun 11, 2009.

  1. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    . . . is that he wants to bone Rick Astley.


  2. Mirage

    Mirage Administrator Staff Member V.I.P.

    You can't make accusations like that without evidence. I ashume that you have some?
  3. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    The rule is simple, here's the formula:

    X / Y = number of times the user wants to bone Rick Astley where X is the number of Rick Roll links they've posted and Y is the number of fingers they have.

    In other words, you've got a lot of work to do with Rick, Brix.

  4. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    I hate it when Constantine's in heat.
  5. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    Does this exclude thumbs, or is it for all hand digits?
  6. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    So does Jeanie. You should just see the rugburn.
  7. Wade8813

    Wade8813 Registered Member

    Assuming you're counting thumbs as fingers (since that makes for easier math ;)), does that mean if someone's posted 8 Rick Roll links, they want to bone Astley 0.8 times?
  8. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    Hey, taking shots at Jeanie is so 1970's, you know, back when she was a spry young adult...
  9. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    Turns out this ^ is how she runs into his work. And yeah, Jeanie was a young adult in the '70s for someone who thinks of a ten-year-old as an adult, you empty wig.

    And Constantine if we ever meet face to face you can be sure that sexual harassment of my friends will be the first subject that comes up -- and the lie that it was "all in fun" won't be part of our talk.
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  10. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    The problem with Cons is that he fancies Brix and wishes he was Rick Astley so that Brix would want him.

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