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The Official Official Thread Official Officiating


Trust me, I'm The Doctor.
Officially, wtf?


Mark ov teh Pond
I wish I was married.


Mark ov teh Pond
I'm going to have a wife.

And she better not want children.

Or I'm going to leave my wife.


Mark ov teh Pond
If my wife wants popcorn.

My wife can make popcorn.

But she can also eat the popcorn by herself.