The NFL Opening Day Prayer

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Ravens Nation. Tonight we embark on our annual quest for our third Super Bowl title. Let us bow our heads and remember Ravens retired. Their jerseys forever unbloodied. Their helmets with no scuffs. Their balls forever defelated.

Ray Lewis. Ed Reed. Jon Ogden. Peter Boulware. Jamal Lewis. Todd Heap. Kelly Gregg. Chris McCalister. Anquan Boldin.
O.J. Brigance. Derek Mason.
Adalius Thomas. Sam Adams.
Haloti Ngata. Matt Stover.
Tony Siragusa. Steve Smith Sr.
Shannon Sharpe. Jarrett Johnson.

And rest in peace all Ravens who have passed.
Orlando Brown. Steve McNair. Trey Walker. Konrad Reuland. Michael Jackson. Ryan Jones. Mitchell Henry.

Please, repeat the invocaton with me in celebraton of our passed Ravens, our Ravens who have moved on, and our season to come. "Fuck the Steelers."
 
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