The Most Evil Creature on the Planet

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Merc, May 6, 2008.

  1. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    FOXNews.com - Natural Viagra: Brazilian Spider Bite Causes Hours-Long Erection - Science News | Science & Technology | Technology News

    That's right, the world's most venomous spider, the Brazilian Wandering spider has venom that causes priapism, an uncomfortable erection lasting several hours that may even lead to impotence.

    Not only does this little bastard of a spider try and kill you (it is "fearless" of people and will attack if it feels threatened) but if you survive, it may take your manhood with it!

    Join with me guys in saying, "Fuck spiders."
     

  2. viLky

    viLky ykLiv

    A CURE! YES! Finally, scientist are doing SOMETHING right. Whew.
     
  3. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    Saves money on viagra I suppose.
     
  4. AngelsPeak

    AngelsPeak Wanna play?

    I fail to see the problem here.
     
  5. micfranklin

    micfranklin Eviscerator

    Sex won't be as good though with that kind of an erection.
     
  6. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    I thought you were straight? Don't you realize the implications?!

    These spiders are trying to take erections away from you too!

    :D
     
  7. viLky

    viLky ykLiv



    The patients are just blaming the spider for that. :\

    That is some scary stuff, though. I never thought that a bite would cause something like this to happen. Very strange and informative.
     
  8. AngelsPeak

    AngelsPeak Wanna play?

    Well, as long as medical attention is sought before the 4 hour window, I stand by my original post.
    Stop being so selfish McFranklin...it's not all about you.:lol:

    And for those guys who didn't read the whole story...just wanted to share a little visual with you..

    Have you thanked a rat today?
     
  9. LuK3

    LuK3 Registered Member

    It can't be true!
     
  10. Boredie

    Boredie In need of Entertainment

    Odd, I always thought that humans were the most evil creature on the planet *shrug*
     

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