The Most Evil Creature on the Planet

Merc

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FOXNews.com - Natural Viagra: Brazilian Spider Bite Causes Hours-Long Erection - Science News | Science & Technology | Technology News

In Brazil, emergency room staff can immediately spot the victims of a bite from the Brazilian wandering spider. Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection.
That's right, the world's most venomous spider, the Brazilian Wandering spider has venom that causes priapism, an uncomfortable erection lasting several hours that may even lead to impotence.

Not only does this little bastard of a spider try and kill you (it is "fearless" of people and will attack if it feels threatened) but if you survive, it may take your manhood with it!

Join with me guys in saying, "Fuck spiders."
 
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But erections don't last forever. The erectile party crasher, a substance called PDE-5, breaks down the cGMP and in turn transforms the erect penis into its normal limp state.
A CURE! YES! Finally, scientist are doing SOMETHING right. Whew.
 
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Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection.


The patients are just blaming the spider for that. :\

That is some scary stuff, though. I never thought that a bite would cause something like this to happen. Very strange and informative.
 
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I thought you were straight? Don't you realize the implications?!

These spiders are trying to take erections away from you too!

:D
Well, as long as medical attention is sought before the 4 hour window, I stand by my original post.
Stop being so selfish McFranklin...it's not all about you.:lol:

And for those guys who didn't read the whole story...just wanted to share a little visual with you..

A tiny needle-like device inserted into each rat's penis measured the pressure change, which corresponds with the increase in blood flow to the blood vessels inside the penis.
Have you thanked a rat today?
 
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