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The Michael Jackson Assasinators(Parental Advisory)[Skit]

Veloci-T

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WARNING: EXPLICIT LYRICS, OR WORDS


The Michael Jackson Assasinators[Skit]
Written by Veloci-T
Produced by Aftershock Records
Album: Tearaway
Inspiration: Maybe I shouldnt say it
Approximate Time: 1 Minute-2 Minutes

Now...THE MICHAEL JACKSON ASSINATORS!

(Car drives down the street and stops)

Veloci-T: Dude, why the hell did you bring that for?

(Gun loading)

Friend: To kill motherf***kin MJ man, he f**kin molested my father and killed him

Veloci-T: Holy **it man

*takes out and loads a .22 Calibur Bullet Gun*

Veloci-T: Im ready, but I got a bad feeling about this s**t

Friend: Godda**it, you gotta f**kin bad feeling about every f**kin thing we f**kin do!

(Police sirens)

Police: You are under arrest

*Veloci-T starts engine*

*Drives and do a wheelie and turns and shoots police gas tank*

Veloci-T: HAHA

*Hears Michael Jackson's voice*

Veloci-T: I got him!

*Attempts to shoot*

Veloci-T: WTF?! NO MORE AMMO!!!

*Shooting noise*

*Michael Jackson suddenly drops dead*

*Veloci-T Turns and see a police with a gun pointed in MJ's way*

Veloci-T: Holy s**t

Police: We were gonna do what you were doing! KILL MJ YOU MOTHERF**KER, WE WERE GONNA TRY TO GET YOU TO HELP US!

Veloci-T: I knew that

Police: But since you put up such a great performance we honor you with the brand new award called the Police Honor!

Veloci-T: Thanks! Hey, get uh...dude, where are you?

*turns*

Veloci-T: Dude

Friend*mumbling*: Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus

Veloci-T: omfg

THE END

Good? Yes? No?
 
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See_Me_Fly

Guest
wait a min...wat is ur friend doing? anywayz, it is pretty funny...HAHAHAHAHA u broke their car and they still give u an award lol...
 
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dias2525

Guest
ok that was a little off the wall, and what was your friend doing?
 
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