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The life cycle is all backwards...


~Lucky 13 strikes again~
The life cycle is all backwards...

You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up
in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being
too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a
gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough
to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then . . .
you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters
every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case...:nod: :lol: :D
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I think most women who have given birth would want to differ with the orgasm part, but... you know, I think you're onto something here.

Should we petition somebody, get this thing turned around?


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That's positively Orkian! Wouldn't it be nice if this were true? I'm not too keen on the whole growing old thing myself. :)