The Hypnotist

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Iris, Mar 22, 2007.

  1. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    A woman comes home and tells her husband,

    "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years?

    Well, they're gone."

    "No more headaches?" the husband asks,

    "What happened?"

    His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist.

    He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat

    'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache,

    I do not have a headache.' It worked!

    The headaches are all gone."

    Well, that is wonderful."

    His wife then says,

    "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these
    last few years.

    Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

    The husband agrees to try it.

    Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes,

    picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.

    He puts her on the bed and says,

    "Don't move, I'll be right back."

    He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later

    and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

    His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"

    The husband says,

    "Don't move! I will be right back."

    He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two

    was even better than the first time.

    The wife sits up and her head is spinning.

    Her husband again says,

    "Don't move, I'll be right back."

    With that, he goes back in the bathroom.

    This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she
    sees him standing at the mirror and saying,

    "She's not my wife.

    She's not my wife.

    She's not my wife!"

    His funeral service will be held on Saturday.





    As for my source, I got it in an e-mail. Thus the font and color. lol
     

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  5. andrew_bishop

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    lmao , that was wicked.
     
  6. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    lol...

    I am really laughing now...That's classic
     
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