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The Cowboy


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'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers,
who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and
smacked him in his face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his
nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!!
Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Just a couple of minutes ago......'


I ♥ Haters
I don't get it..
I got it a couple of minutes later.
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