The Colonoscopy

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  1. Pugz

    Pugz Ms. Malone V.I.P. Lifetime


    All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.


    'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
    'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'



    'I should be in charge,' said the
    blood ,
    'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
    .'



    'I should be in charge,' said the
    stomach,
    'because I process food and give all of you energy.'



    'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
    'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'



    'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
    'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'



    'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
    'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'



    All the other body parts laughed at the
    rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.




    Within a few days,
    the

    brain had a terrible headache,
    the

    stomachwas bloated,
    the

    legsgot wobbly,
    the

    eyesgot watery,
    and the

    bloodwas toxic.
    They all decided that the

    rectum should be the boss.
    The Moral of the story?
    The

    ass hole is usually the one in charge!


     

  2. Clear_Note

    Clear_Note Demon King/Sith Warrior

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