The Colonoscopy

Pugz

Ms. Malone
V.I.P.
#1

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.


'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'



'I should be in charge,' said the
blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
.'



'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'



'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'



'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'



'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'



All the other body parts laughed at the
rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.




Within a few days,
the

brain had a terrible headache,
the

stomachwas bloated,
the

legsgot wobbly,
the

eyesgot watery,
and the

bloodwas toxic.
They all decided that the

rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The

ass hole is usually the one in charge!