The Chicago Bears



Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?
A: The Chicago Bears

Q: How do you keep a Chicago Bear out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
A: Soldier Field - they never have a touchdown there

Q: What do you call a ChicagoBear with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Springfield have a professional football team?
A: Because then Chicago would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How many Chicago Bears does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

And my favorite:

Q: What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"