Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Chicago Bears Q: How do you keep a Chicago Bear out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado? A: Soldier Field - they never have a touchdown there Q: What do you call a ChicagoBear with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. Q: Why doesn't Springfield have a professional football team? A: Because then Chicago would want one. Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! Q: How many Chicago Bears does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out. And my favorite: Q: What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"