The Chicago Bears

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Godfearingsecular, Nov 21, 2007.

  1. Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the
    Super Bowl?
    A: The Chicago Bears

    Q: How do you keep a Chicago Bear out of your yard?
    A: Put up goal posts.

    Q: Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
    A: Soldier Field - they never have a touchdown there

    Q: What do you call a ChicagoBear with a Super Bowl ring?
    A: A thief.

    Q: Why doesn't Springfield have a professional football team?
    A: Because then Chicago would want one.

    Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & a dollar bill?
    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q: What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?
    A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

    Q: How many Chicago Bears does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

    And my favorite:

    Q: What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
    A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"

  2. Hoosier_Daddy

    Hoosier_Daddy Registered Member

    Tell your joke to the '85 Bears. I'm sure Samarai Mike would get a kick out of it.


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