The Ascension

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Iris, Apr 2, 2009.

  1. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    Now is time for the Muffin Queendom to rejoice. It is time to celebrate and welcome the coming of the Muffin Mistress. She is amazing, her flaky and brown exterior so tasty in one's mouth. She is gorgeous and every way, wiser than the great Apollo himself. More agile and cunning than that of Artemis and Grey-eyed Athena.

    Statues will be erected of her in the great Pantheon and her name will be forever passed down in the tales of old.

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  2. Nixola

    Nixola Boom Boom Pow!

    Aw shawks.......

    Im not that great :lol:
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  3. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    Are you telling us that you have a Greek girlfriend?
  4. Chaos

    Chaos Epic Gamer V.I.P. Lifetime

    Hime: the Muffin Man.

    Nix: the Muffin Man's Maid.
  5. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    I am merely comparing my ruling partner to that of the gods. May great Zeus strike me with a mighty thunderbolt if I am in the wrong.
  6. Nixola

    Nixola Boom Boom Pow!

    Me and the Queen of Muffins shall rule the GF world and all the people who dwell within.
  7. Chaos

    Chaos Epic Gamer V.I.P. Lifetime

    As a Demon I accept no God. I am beyond thy powers, deities or no. No ethereal power withholds my might, the might of the Destroyer.

    Ancient's FTW.
    Last edited: Apr 2, 2009
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  8. Bjarki

    Bjarki Registered Member

    mmmh, baked muffin :lick2:
  9. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    Sod this, I want a cookie.
  10. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    Do I know the muffin queen, the muffin queen the muffin queen. Do I know the muffine queen, who lives down lesbian LANE!!!

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