The 100,000th post thread!

[Doc]

That's right, people. We've got 45 posts to go, and just under 45 minutes to get there. I"ll move this topic over to Spamalot after we get the post, because I have a feeling it's going to get spammed, but I wanted to put it here first.

So, everyone who's here, have at!

Heh, I"m mostly doing this so Andrew doesn't get the 100,000th post, it's all he's been complaining about today.

 

[Major]

I think we'll make it at the rate we're going.

 

[Doc]

Andrew is helping to go for it, anyone else in?
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Echoes, I think this calls for a party!

 

[Major]

For sure. I'm gonna go on a beer run. I assume you have herb?

 

[Doc]

Awwhhh, man, I just got in a fine pound of Jamacian red hair, and I'm firing up the hookah now. I've got Bunt stashed somewhere rolling as many joints as he can, for less pay than a Mexican who just jumped the border.

 

[Major]

Alright, I'm back. Got us a bottle of Jack, a bottle of Captain, a bottle of Svedka, and a keg of Killians. Andrew, I got you the wine coolers you requested.

Where are the bitches? Steve, make some calls.

 

[oxyMORON]

Andrew's a little post count OCD. :lol:

 

[Doc]

Alright, man, I'll take a nice frosty mug of the Killians and two double shots of Jack to start off.

*passes the bong* Here, hold this

Where are the bitches? Steve, make some calls.

You insinuating that I'm a man pimp and I can get these "bitches" whenever I want?

*snickers* They'll be here in ten, hope you like pretty, but dirty, sluts.

 

[oxyMORON]

Jack...off.

...sluts.

yeahhh...pretty much all I got out of that...

 

[Major]

I have a feeling that by the end of the night I won't care what the girls are like.

*takes a shot of vodka, pounds a beer, and hits the bong*

Damn, that's some good stuff.