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That's some beaver

icegoat63

Son of Liberty
V.I.P.
I am the plan, I am the man
who tells you what and when you can.
I'm the old one that torments you.
I am the voice that tells you to:

"Don't get caught with your fingers in my pie.
Mess with me and boy you're surely gonna' die.
If ever you're in doubt about who or where I am.
I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere.
I am your Uncle Sam."

Electric Uncle Sam

You beg me please on bended knees
not to sit among these enemies.
If you feel like you wanna dance
then step aside and take a chance.

"Don't get caught with your fingers in my pie.
Mess with me and boy you're surely gonna' die.
If ever you're in doubt about who or where I am.
I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere.
I am your Uncle Sam."
 

Tucker

Lion Rampant
well there's a riot in the courthouse, there's a fire in the street
there's a sinner bein' trampled by a thousand pious feet
there's a baby every minute bein' born without a chance
now don't that make you want to jump right up and start to dance?
let's do the funky
the funky western civilization
it's really spunky
it's just like summertime vacation
you just grab your partner by the hair
throw her down and leave her there
they put jesus on a cross, they put a hole in j.f.k.
they put hitler in the driver's seat and looked the other way
now they've got poison in the water and the whole world in a trance
but just because we're hypnotized, that don't mean we can't dance
we've got the funky
the funky western civilization
it's really spunky
it's just like summertime vacation
you just drag your partner through the dirt
leave him in a world of hurt
you get down
get funky
get western
(own up to it boys and girls)
and if you try real hard maybe you can even get, you know, kinda civilized·
(mesdames et messieurs, bon soir. this is joan of arc. tucker has asked me to personally deliver a rather special message. he say he just cannot get enough of my 15th-century wisdom. he say he loves it when i talk with him like this. and after many a saturday night of doing ze funky western civilization together, i know for a fact he agrees with me when i say [in french]:
you can bullshit the baker and get the buns
you can back out of every deal except one
 

Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
zomg, long ass post that I'm too lazy to read through... stop it or I'll punt you in your beaver.
 

Bliss

Sally Twit
Beaver 1 Beaver All
Let's all do the Beaver Crawl
Beaver 2 Beaver 3
Let's all climb the beaver tree
Beaver 4 Beaver 5
Let's all do the Beaver Jive
Beaver 6 Beaver 7
Let's all go to Beaver Heaven
Beaver 8 Beaver 9
STOP! It's Beaver Time!
 

Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
Oh, I just remembered my 11 year old cousin goes to a school named Beaver Creek Elementary and their basketball team is called the Beavers. I shit you not. What kinda perverted gym coach names their team The Beavers..................... my kind!
 
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