Teenagers' Jargon Today: use it please!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by agphoenix, Sep 5, 2008.

  1. agphoenix

    agphoenix Everything goes.

    My impression of an 18 year old today: [ahem]
    Yo wazzup d!cKle$$. How you doin' bro? Ooooh man...that [email protected] holle'ed at me yesterday. Maan, she was like all over things right? Naw naw. It ain't like that bro. She's talkin' junk 'bout her muttha and sh!t. Tsk! Ain't coo' right? Then Mikey comes over right? And he's all bein' a [email protected] when I'm on tha phone bro. Right? Man, I gotta fetch some juice soon bro! That's what I sayin' to Mikey! D!ckle$$ was just NOT being cooh! A'aight bro, I gotta go hit that class. Yeah, we crystal about Saturday right? Cool!

    [ahem]I would like not to hear the words 'diaper-man', 'skidmarks', 'fogey', 'crawler', 'Viagra ad' or anything else that might suggest the word 'old'.

    Now show us what you got. 18 year-olds, feel free to correct us!

  2. AngelsPeak

    AngelsPeak Wanna play?

    I would just like to say, this is the only time I will be viewing this thread.

    Reading that made me want to poke my eyeballs out with an ink pen.
  3. agphoenix

    agphoenix Everything goes.

    You know you'll be back to check! Was it just not...accurate? :)
  4. Wade8813

    Wade8813 Registered Member

    Umm... no on this part.
  5. Atreyu

    Atreyu #2 New Zealander

    wow, I'm 16 and generally talk pretty well. Why am I going to shit in two years :lol:
  6. Minimoggi

    Minimoggi New Member

    I'm 14, and I have only ever seen one Eighteen year old THAT bad,
    But then again, It depends who your Social group covers, If you hang out with Chavs or something, you're more likely to hear this..
  7. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    ~*~lulz0rzzz ya 1 liek teh 1337 u n0 its tb3 an 5meck5y kawaiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!112~*~

    (just one of many gutteral dialects with which I am anthropologically acquainted - don't taser me, bro)
  8. English-Emo-Boy

    English-Emo-Boy Supreme System Lord V.I.P. Lifetime

    That's right young man.

    It's all about you social surroundings. I've never heard someone talk like that to me but that's mainly because I would never willingly converse with someone who spoke like that.
  9. icegoat63

    icegoat63 Son of Liberty V.I.P. Lifetime

    I just want to point out that I laughed my fugging ass off because of the "Do you like 50Cent" ad here at the bottom.
  10. agphoenix

    agphoenix Everything goes.

    Who? See this is why....


    In CASE you're implying that I have or ever did man, I didn't. Actually, the movie 'Juno' had me thinking about this. There was a lot I never heard and a lot I didn't understand 10 years ago! And actually, I HAVE been around some kids who talk in a similar manner. I want to emphasize...VERY little similarity, but I have heard it.

    That's just bloody classic!

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