Do you ever talk in the third person? I had this one friend who would talk in the third person almost all the time and if I spent too much time with him it would rub off on me and I would start speaking that way without even realizing. And I still catch myself doing it once in a while and it's become the butt of jokes with my friends =P What about you? Would you find it really annoying if someone talked to you in the third person? What's the % chance they would be slapped in the face?