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A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery
store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind
him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming.

He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember
ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she
figured she had made a mistake and apologized.

"Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you,
I thought you were the father of one of my children," and
walked out of the store.

The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What is the
world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep
track of who fathers her children!"

Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he
thought, but MAYBE..during one of the fraternity parties he
had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father
her child! He ran from the store and caught her in the
parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party
in college and then we had a little too much to drink and
spent the night together but I never called you again after-
ward?"

"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your
son's Sunday School teacher."