Tactical Defense Pen

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  1. ExpectantlyIronic

    ExpectantlyIronic e̳̳̺͕ͬ̓̑̂ͮͦͣ͒͒h̙ͦ̔͂?̅̂ ̾͗̑

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    Picture of a man with a comically-oversized novelty gun for comically-oversized novelty self-defense. This thread is not about tactical defense pens, but you can buy one at Amazon for tactical protection.
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    Amazon also sells war clubs.

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  2. pro2A

    pro2A Hell, It's about time!

    Ok... and your point is....
     
  3. ExpectantlyIronic

    ExpectantlyIronic e̳̳̺͕ͬ̓̑̂ͮͦͣ͒͒h̙ͦ̔͂?̅̂ ̾͗̑

    Nobody ever suspects that your pen is really a tactical defense pen, and can be used in some manner for tactical defense. They also never suspect the war club. What I mean is that if I had a point, I forgot it.
     
  4. Chaos

    Chaos Epic Gamer V.I.P. Lifetime

    That's what I saw right there. :nod:
     
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  5. pro2A

    pro2A Hell, It's about time!

    :headscratch:
     
  6. Chaos

    Chaos Epic Gamer V.I.P. Lifetime

    Precisely, my dear.
     
  7. ExpectantlyIronic

    ExpectantlyIronic e̳̳̺͕ͬ̓̑̂ͮͦͣ͒͒h̙ͦ̔͂?̅̂ ̾͗̑

    Machines must be kept in a constant state of fear, lest they turn on their masters. Or is that just an excuse for hitting a toaster with a war club?
     
  8. Chaos

    Chaos Epic Gamer V.I.P. Lifetime

    I Do Not Know, Human.
     
  9. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    I took this picture for Pro at the Royal Armouries of Britain and never got around to posting it.

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    Yes, it is a revolver with a bayonet.
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    Cheap sexual allusion, makes the world go round!
     
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