Tactical Defense Pen

ExpectantlyIronic

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Picture of a man with a comically-oversized novelty gun for comically-oversized novelty self-defense. This thread is not about tactical defense pens, but you can buy one at Amazon for tactical protection.
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Amazon also sells war clubs.

 
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ExpectantlyIronic

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Nobody ever suspects that your pen is really a tactical defense pen, and can be used in some manner for tactical defense. They also never suspect the war club. What I mean is that if I had a point, I forgot it.
 

ExpectantlyIronic

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Machines must be kept in a constant state of fear, lest they turn on their masters. Or is that just an excuse for hitting a toaster with a war club?
 

Tucker

Lion Rampant
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I took this picture for Pro at the Royal Armouries of Britain and never got around to posting it.



Yes, it is a revolver with a bayonet.
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Machines must be kept in a constant state of fear, lest they turn on their masters.



Cheap sexual allusion, makes the world go round!
 
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