Super Mario Bros. 3 - too silly for general gaming

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by merob, Mar 23, 2006.

  1. merob

    merob Boom!

    Disclaimer: it's a bit of a joke.


    Super mario in general is a drug addict.
    He Flies when he eats leaves - he gets high off weed
    He grows when he eats the mushrooms - he's hallucinating from the mushrooms
    He throws fire balls when acquiring an eerie plant - the plant is heroine (the drug raises your temp. violently).
    He See's flying turtles. The goomba's are black people. - part of an halucination from taking a bunch of drugs.
    He jumps from pipe to pipe (drug paraphernalia)
    He drifts from level to level searching for coins, day and night (the night is the end of the level with the box and star) - he's a fucking bum.
     

  2. Blur

    Blur iPimp

    ahaha that is a funny comparason...that japanese guy mustve been on that acid lmao
     
  3. merob

    merob Boom!

    if you think thats good. you should hear the book report i did on green eggs and ham I'm going to hand it into class tommorrow.
    everyone who read so far asked for a copy
     
  4. Malificus

    Malificus Likes snow

    Dang it, and here I was thinking Mario was part of the Mafia.
     

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