Super Mario Bros. 3 - too silly for general gaming

Disclaimer: it's a bit of a joke.

Super mario in general is a drug addict.
He Flies when he eats leaves - he gets high off weed
He grows when he eats the mushrooms - he's hallucinating from the mushrooms
He throws fire balls when acquiring an eerie plant - the plant is heroine (the drug raises your temp. violently).
He See's flying turtles. The goomba's are black people. - part of an halucination from taking a bunch of drugs.
He jumps from pipe to pipe (drug paraphernalia)
He drifts from level to level searching for coins, day and night (the night is the end of the level with the box and star) - he's a fucking bum.
if you think thats good. you should hear the book report i did on green eggs and ham I'm going to hand it into class tommorrow.
everyone who read so far asked for a copy