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Stupid things to do at the mall.


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When the PA rings out, curl into feetal position and shout "MAKE THE VOICES STOP! MOOOOMMMMY!!!!'

Lean to the person next to you in the elevator, and wisper "I see dead people"

Tell everyone that you can that your best friend is in the bathroom for the very first time

Run down the hall shouting "Come and get me coppers!!!", have a freind shout "No Johnny, NO! DONT DO IT, JOHNNY!"

Be in the elevator and tell people your name is Lord Moldyshorts.

Make the hamsters seem like equals to passerbys

Buy all of the rubber chickens you can, and start duck-taping them to peoples parked cars.

Lick and stick gummy bears to the elevator wall/peoples windsheilds.