Stupid Song Lyrics

StroShow

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#1
Anyone else out there think that some song lyrics just don't make any sense? OK - I Am The Walrus by The Beatles readily springs to mind - what was Lennon on when he wrote that?? But F'rinstance - Oasis - Champagne Supernova.... "Slowly walking down the hall, Faster than a cannonball". How can you walk slowly faster than cannonball?


Anything come to mind for everyone else??
 

padd

Registered Member
#2
on oasis isnt the song dumb because its about stoners? I'll say anything by Weezer has the worst dumbest lyrics.
 

Mirage

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#4
The worst is when bands try to slip extra syllables or words into a line that just don't work. That's one of my biggest music pet peeves.
 

Merc

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#5
"Wax a chump like a candle" You should know who this is.

Also, anything by Hilary Duff, Avril Lavigne, Britney Spears, or Ashley Simpson.
 

ysabel

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#6
Ambrosia's: How Much I Feel

How's your life been going on
I got a wife now years we been going strong
Oh no there's just something I got to say
Sometimes when we make love I still see your face
 

Jakey-D

Registered Member
#7
From Air Hostess by Busted:

" I messed my pants
When we flew over France...
"

I cringe everytime my sister plays that song.
 

raye_raye

my bologna has a 1st name
#10
--I'll be your number one with a bullet, a loaded god complex, cock and pull it--
whats a loaded god complex?
I mean I'm just saying....