Stupid Song Lyrics

Discussion in 'Music' started by StroShow, May 28, 2008.

  1. StroShow

    StroShow The return shall be legenday! V.I.P. Lifetime

    Anyone else out there think that some song lyrics just don't make any sense? OK - I Am The Walrus by The Beatles readily springs to mind - what was Lennon on when he wrote that?? But F'rinstance - Oasis - Champagne Supernova.... "Slowly walking down the hall, Faster than a cannonball". How can you walk slowly faster than cannonball? [​IMG]

    Anything come to mind for everyone else??

  2. padd

    padd Registered Member

    on oasis isnt the song dumb because its about stoners? I'll say anything by Weezer has the worst dumbest lyrics.
  3. Doc

    Doc Trust me, I'm The Doctor. V.I.P.

    "I love you like a fat kid loves cake."

    Enough said.
  4. Mirage

    Mirage Administrator Staff Member V.I.P.

    The worst is when bands try to slip extra syllables or words into a line that just don't work. That's one of my biggest music pet peeves.
  5. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    "Wax a chump like a candle" You should know who this is.

    Also, anything by Hilary Duff, Avril Lavigne, Britney Spears, or Ashley Simpson.
  6. ysabel

    ysabel /ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5

    Ambrosia's: How Much I Feel

    How's your life been going on
    I got a wife now years we been going strong
    Oh no there's just something I got to say
    Sometimes when we make love I still see your face
  7. Jakey-D

    Jakey-D Registered Member

    From Air Hostess by Busted:

    " I messed my pants
    When we flew over France...

    I cringe everytime my sister plays that song.
  8. ExpectantlyIronic

    ExpectantlyIronic e̳̳̺͕ͬ̓̑̂ͮͦͣ͒͒h̙ͦ̔͂?̅̂ ̾͗̑

    I'm pretty sure that's the point.
    Last edited: May 30, 2008
  9. Altanzitarron

    Altanzitarron Tamer Of The LOLzilla

    Holy Diver - "Ride the Tiger, you can see his stripes but you know he's clean". Makes me laugh every time.
  10. raye_raye

    raye_raye my bologna has a 1st name

    --I'll be your number one with a bullet, a loaded god complex, cock and pull it--
    whats a loaded god complex?
    I mean I'm just saying....

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