Stupid Song Lyrics


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Anyone else out there think that some song lyrics just don't make any sense? OK - I Am The Walrus by The Beatles readily springs to mind - what was Lennon on when he wrote that?? But F'rinstance - Oasis - Champagne Supernova.... "Slowly walking down the hall, Faster than a cannonball". How can you walk slowly faster than cannonball?

Anything come to mind for everyone else??


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on oasis isnt the song dumb because its about stoners? I'll say anything by Weezer has the worst dumbest lyrics.


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The worst is when bands try to slip extra syllables or words into a line that just don't work. That's one of my biggest music pet peeves.


Certified Shitlord
"Wax a chump like a candle" You should know who this is.

Also, anything by Hilary Duff, Avril Lavigne, Britney Spears, or Ashley Simpson.


/ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5
Ambrosia's: How Much I Feel

How's your life been going on
I got a wife now years we been going strong
Oh no there's just something I got to say
Sometimes when we make love I still see your face


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From Air Hostess by Busted:

" I messed my pants
When we flew over France...

I cringe everytime my sister plays that song.


my bologna has a 1st name
--I'll be your number one with a bullet, a loaded god complex, cock and pull it--
whats a loaded god complex?
I mean I'm just saying....