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Nothing rattles my father-in-law, especially when the St.
Louis Cardinals are on TV.

One day we were watching a game, when my mother-in-law
shrieked from the kitchen, "Jim, there's a horsefly in

Not taking his eyes off the screen, he barked back,"Give
it some cough syrup."
A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if
he had lost a parrot. He said that he had indeed lost the bird,
but wanted to know how the caller located him.

The called said that the bird had landed on his balcony and
kept repeating, "Hi, you have reached 555-1234. I can't come
to the phone right now, please leave a message at the tone."