Sports Fan Names Newborn Son 'ESPN'

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Fresh, Oct 7, 2006.

  1. Fresh

    Fresh Aw, Here It Goes!


  2. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    That's it.

    My faith in humanity is gone.
     
  3. Blur

    Blur iPimp

    Almost as bad as when i turned Maury on and there was a girl named Forever and her daughter was named Eternity...
     
  4. Dr. Fresh

    Dr. Fresh Mmmm.... Lesbians.

    Wow, this is dumb. This reminds me of the lady who named her daughter "Apple."
     
  5. SenatorB

    SenatorB J.S.P.S

    That poor kid... going to get teased so much. Hell, I'm already laughing!
     
  6. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight

    hahaha. That's funny. I'd hate to be the kid of that kind of father.

    Kind of reminds me of the lady who changed her legal name to Raider Glory in honor of the Oakland raiders.
     
  7. Dr. Fresh

    Dr. Fresh Mmmm.... Lesbians.

    Wherever that kid walks, there will be ONE song always playing: "Dun dun dun dun....dun dun dun dun dun....dun dun dun dun dun...dun dun dun dun dun dun dun!" (The SportCenter theme song!) That'll turn into HIS theme song! How cool is that?!?
     
  8. Blur

    Blur iPimp

    I'd kill to be named USA...hahaha
     
  9. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight

    so anybody who calls him would have to say "hey, ESPN!". That would be so tiring. I'd just call him E or something.
     
  10. Blur

    Blur iPimp

    i'd pronounce it "Espin"
     

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