Sports Fan Names Newborn Son 'ESPN'

#3
Almost as bad as when i turned Maury on and there was a girl named Forever and her daughter was named Eternity...
 

oxyMORON

A Darker Knight
#6
hahaha. That's funny. I'd hate to be the kid of that kind of father.

Kind of reminds me of the lady who changed her legal name to Raider Glory in honor of the Oakland raiders.
 

Dr. Fresh

Mmmm.... Lesbians.
#7
That poor kid... going to get teased so much. Hell, I'm already laughing!
Wherever that kid walks, there will be ONE song always playing: "Dun dun dun dun....dun dun dun dun dun....dun dun dun dun dun...dun dun dun dun dun dun dun!" (The SportCenter theme song!) That'll turn into HIS theme song! How cool is that?!?
 

oxyMORON

A Darker Knight
#9
so anybody who calls him would have to say "hey, ESPN!". That would be so tiring. I'd just call him E or something.