An 85 year old man goes to his doctor and says 'i want a sperm count test' The doctor says 'don't be stupid you're 85' but the man insists. 'Alright then' says the doctor 'bring me a sample back in this container on Monday' Monday.... The man hands an empty container back to the doctor and the doctor asks 'where's the sample?' The man replies. 'Well, i've had my left hand on it and my right hand, i've had my wifes left and right hand on it, even had her mouth around it, the 35 year old nurse down the corridor has had her left and right hand on it, but no matter what...we cannot get the cap off that container!' Compliments to my Tutor who told me this, he's a funny guy!