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soooo.....what do you think about this?

oxyMORON

A Darker Knight
way to extend the olive branch... in Osama's pants...


Italian Porn Star Offers To Trade Sex With Bin Laden For Peace
by Staff
Apr 12, 2006


Italy's most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden as an olive branch of sorts, according to a report fromthe AP.
The 55-year-old porn queen reportedly stated that it was about time somebody took on the terrorist and claimed she just might be the woman for the job.

Speaking at an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolina said: "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it ... I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims."

The busty blonde porn star, whose real name is Anna Ilona Staller, warns Bin Laden to learn from Saddam Hussein's mistake.

In the 1990s she allegedly offered herself to Saddam if he gave up dictatorship of Iraq, and added that if he had taken her up her offer "who knows what might have happened."

Sadly, Cicciolina is probably right.
 

oxyMORON

A Darker Knight
if he was alive....I'd say, take her. I doubt he gets laid in a cave with smelly old men.
 

Malificus

Likes snow
Right, I'm sure the highly religious fanatic will take the busty 55 year old italian porn star to stop doing what he believes will earn him many topless virgins in heaven. ::)
 
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Bio248

Guest
i giggled a little bit when i heard that..but hey, if thats what you gotta do to save the world, then god forbid you dont do it :D
 

Italiano

Film Elitist
Why do that, when he probably can just rape one of the many females servants and slaves he had under his wing?
 
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kajin_phoenixlord

Guest
Are you serious? That's a pretty bold request to say teh least, but whoa! lol I commend her for at least trying to do something about it, but it might not work considering Osama's beliefs as a muslim. They take that stuff pretty seriously. If anything she would probably end up getting stoned to death or something.
 
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Anonym0uz Bitch

Guest
She's to old in my book, and I dont think Osama will care.
 

merob

Boom!
It's pretty arrogant for her to believe she's was wonderful enough to provide a solution to wordly ordeals, by offering her body alone. I doubt she posses real intelligence about political matters. At the same time what a sacrifice... "YOU CAN HAVE ME, JUST STOP BLOWING THINGS UP... GOSH!!"

but w.e.
 
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