Somebody please help me

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Merc, Sep 11, 2009.

  1. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    I'm scared and I don't know what to do.

    Sim negged me and I'm frightened. He's on to me and my schemes! I'm fearing for my life but I'm not sure if I should call the authorities just yet.

    Any advice?

    :cry2:
     
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  2. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    Become an hero.

    It's your only option.
     
  3. Xeilo

    Xeilo Registered Member V.I.P. Lifetime

    Just get naked, solves everything.
     
  4. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    How about a naked hero?

    I would make David Carrdine proud.
     
  5. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    That is acceptable.

    In fact, I recommend it.
     
  6. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    Wear some garlic round your neck and splash holy water in his FACE.
     
  7. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    I think that's German for "I love you".

    So that wouldn't work.
     
  8. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

    I am disappointed in you, Constantine. You're supposed to come up with 2 evil plans. One of them the truth that is concealed, the 2nd one a red herring in which you make Sim believe is the truth.
     
  9. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    They're both already in motion though.

    The truth is that his neg was hilarious and it was cleverly disguised in my initial post in which I feigned fear.

    ALAS!

    You have tricked me!

    My plan has been revealed!

    :shifteyes:
     
  10. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

    Is it wrong that I'm loling right now?
     
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