Somebody please help me

Merc

Certified Shitlord
V.I.P.
#1
I'm scared and I don't know what to do.

Sim negged me and I'm frightened. He's on to me and my schemes! I'm fearing for my life but I'm not sure if I should call the authorities just yet.

Any advice?

:cry2:
 

Bliss

Sally Twit
#6
Wear some garlic round your neck and splash holy water in his FACE.
 

AnitaKnapp

It's not me, it's you.
V.I.P.
#8
I am disappointed in you, Constantine. You're supposed to come up with 2 evil plans. One of them the truth that is concealed, the 2nd one a red herring in which you make Sim believe is the truth.
 

Merc

Certified Shitlord
V.I.P.
#9
I am disappointed in you, Constantine. You're supposed to come up with 2 evil plans. One of them the truth that is concealed, the 2nd one a red herring in which you make Sim believe is the truth.
They're both already in motion though.

The truth is that his neg was hilarious and it was cleverly disguised in my initial post in which I feigned fear.

ALAS!

You have tricked me!

My plan has been revealed!

:shifteyes: