Some funny TRUTHS for the day...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by TGirl, Jul 20, 2005.

  1. TGirl

    TGirl Registered Member



    1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

    2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

    3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

    4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

    5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

    6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

    7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

    8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

    9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

    10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.


    1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

    2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

    3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

    4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

    5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

    6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.


    1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.

    2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

    3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're
    down there.

    4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

    5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

    6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

    7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.


    1) You believe in Santa Claus.
    2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
    3) You are Santa Claus.
    4) You look like Santa Claus.


    At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants.
    At age 12 success is . having friends.
    At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
    At age 35 success is . . . having money.
    At age 50 success is . . . having money.
    At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
    At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
    At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

  2. Nightsurfer

    Nightsurfer ~Lucky 13 strikes again~

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha....I love it..Ain't that the truth.....

    You come into this world with no hair or teeth and all wrinkeled weareing a diaper..You go out the same way too.!!!
    :lol: :lol:
  3. nani1987

    nani1987 Registered Member

    how funny.........................i like that.
  4. AngelsPeak

    AngelsPeak Wanna play?

    Trina, that was soooooo funny, I printed it up and am passing it out at the office! Thanks for sharing.
  5. Marys454BB

    Marys454BB Premium Member

    LMAO!! Those were are soooo funny & true!
  6. doubles2004

    doubles2004 Registered Member

    Hahaha,Those are great .Thanks for the laugh
  7. trees

    trees Registered Member

    Those things are all funny but true! lol
  8. TwilightDawn

    TwilightDawn ~Bus Driver's Pet~

    I love it. When I get into work tomorrow I will email it to everyone! :)

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