Some funny Questions and Answers about men

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Shrek, Aug 14, 2007.

  1. Shrek

    Shrek Registered Member

    Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
    A: Gifted

    Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
    A: "What Men Know About Women"

    Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
    A: He eats beans for dinner

    Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    A: We don't know .... it's never happened.

    Q: What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
    A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum

    Q: What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
    A: ET phoned home

    Q: What did God say after creating man?
    A: I can do better

    Q: What are the two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
    A: 1.- No mind 2.- No business

    Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
    A: Because those men already have boyfriends

    Q: How do men sort their laundry?
    A: "Filthy" and Filthy but wearable

    Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: One rugs men will screw anything

    Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
    A: Because you don't know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get, and how long it'll stay.

    From: GigglePedia

  2. maledoro

    maledoro Strange Visitor

  3. Mirage

    Mirage Administrator Staff Member V.I.P.

    Obviously those were written by a woman! :mad:

    Those might be true about men on TV sitcoms perhaps. :D

    I like to think that when it comes down to it us men aren't quite as stupid as TV makes us seem. ;)
  4. Doc

    Doc Trust me, I'm The Doctor. V.I.P.

    Speak for yourself.

    Oh, wait, I just called myself stupid.

    Gah! *head explodes*
  5. maledoro

    maledoro Strange Visitor

    Nor should we consult episodes of Lost in Space for scientific knowledge.

  6. cheezer465

    cheezer465 Registered Member

    yea we arent very stupid when you geet to know us.

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