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Some funny Questions and Answers about men

Shrek

Registered Member
Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
A: Gifted

Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: "What Men Know About Women"

Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know .... it's never happened.

Q: What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum

Q: What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
A: ET phoned home

Q: What did God say after creating man?
A: I can do better

Q: What are the two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: 1.- No mind 2.- No business

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends

Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: "Filthy" and Filthy but wearable

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One rugs men will screw anything

Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: Because you don't know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get, and how long it'll stay.

From: GigglePedia
:lol:
 

Mirage

Secret Agent
Staff member
V.I.P.
Obviously those were written by a woman! :mad:

Those might be true about men on TV sitcoms perhaps. :D

I like to think that when it comes down to it us men aren't quite as stupid as TV makes us seem. ;)
 

Doc

Trust me, I'm The Doctor.
V.I.P.
Speak for yourself.

Oh, wait, I just called myself stupid.

Gah! *head explodes*
 

cheezer465

Registered Member
yea we arent very stupid when you geet to know us.
 
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