Some funny Questions and Answers about men

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Shrek, Aug 14, 2007.

  1. Shrek

    Shrek Registered Member

    Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
    A: Gifted

    Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
    A: "What Men Know About Women"

    Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
    A: He eats beans for dinner

    Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    A: We don't know .... it's never happened.

    Q: What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
    A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum

    Q: What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
    A: ET phoned home

    Q: What did God say after creating man?
    A: I can do better

    Q: What are the two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
    A: 1.- No mind 2.- No business

    Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
    A: Because those men already have boyfriends

    Q: How do men sort their laundry?
    A: "Filthy" and Filthy but wearable

    Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: One rugs men will screw anything

    Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
    A: Because you don't know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get, and how long it'll stay.

    From: GigglePedia
    :lol:
     

  2. maledoro

    maledoro Strange Visitor

  3. Mirage

    Mirage Administrator Staff Member V.I.P.

    Obviously those were written by a woman! :mad:

    Those might be true about men on TV sitcoms perhaps. :D

    I like to think that when it comes down to it us men aren't quite as stupid as TV makes us seem. ;)
     
  4. Doc

    Doc Trust me, I'm The Doctor. V.I.P.

    Speak for yourself.

    Oh, wait, I just called myself stupid.

    Gah! *head explodes*
     
  5. maledoro

    maledoro Strange Visitor

    Nor should we consult episodes of Lost in Space for scientific knowledge.

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  6. cheezer465

    cheezer465 Registered Member

    yea we arent very stupid when you geet to know us.
     

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