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So, twice this weekend...


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I woke up having sex with this chick that I didn't know. I'm not talking like I woke up and then we boned, I'm talking like... I woke up and we were like almost finished!

It was crazy. =S


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Fuuck, if I had a dollar (and condom) for everytime I've gone through that...


Mark ov teh Pond
I woke up having sex with your mom.