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Smelnick's Song Request Thread Version 2

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
Its that time again! Just make a post and tell me what to write a song about and I'll try to be as funny about it as possible.
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
OH! That's a good one and I'm surprised I haven't done one sooner. I love cheese, its my favourite food. Prepare for an ode!
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So...in my rummed up half sleepyness, I wrote this about cheese. wtf? haha. I don't even remember writing it.


Last night while I was wandering
I passed a field that h ad some cows
I grabbed onto their teets so full
and squeezed out some white secretions

the farmers they were rejoicing
at my udder expense
they'd been searching for so many years
the perfect way to mine cheese

ohhhhh cheeeeseeee
I love you so
every kind of cheese you sew
Ilove cheddar and mozzeralla
and that blue kind that you grow
cheeeeeeeeeeeeese
 
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