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Smelnicks Shop of Laughs, Snortles and Chuckles

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
Come in, Come in!

Welcome to my store! I buy, sell and trade anything. You name it, I can get it for you. All prices are negotiable!

Here is a list of my ever changing inventory. It's small now, but it may grow in days to come. So make any offer, a request, a bid or just browse, here at the Shop of Laughs, Snortles and Chuckles.

Inventory
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1 life
1 wookie
several witty retorts
1 hypomatic time changer raygun
2 paperclips
1 lesbian potion (turns any girl lesbian for your whore needs)
1 newb-be-gone stick
1 pencil
1 funny subtalk thread
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
No I don't. Is it on the inventory? lol. Give me a day's time, and I can track some down for you.
 

Bliss

Sally Twit
I need to place an order please.

Spicy bull testicles x 4
Burnt arse hair x 1
Rabbit nail clippings x 8
 

Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
Can I puh-leez have one funny sub-talk thread?

Also, I'd like 24-hour access to Wade Barrett's soul, and a voodoo doll of Stego... and a diet coke, please. Kthnxiluvubuhbye!
 

Stegosaurus

Registered Member
Can I puh-leez have one funny sub-talk thread?

Also, I'd like 24-hour access to Wade Barrett's soul, and a voodoo doll of Stego... and a diet coke, please. Kthnxiluvubuhbye!
Woah, woah, woah...WTF for?! :shifteyes:
 

Stegosaurus

Registered Member
Oh, you'll see... you'll see.
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Lol, I'm worried I'm going to have a sudden urge to drive to Canada...and I'm terrified of what awaits. :-o
 
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