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Smelnicks Coffee Shop of Horrors

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
If some of you may remember, back around when I first joined, I ran a small coffee shop from Subtalk. It wasn't your normal coffee shop though. I deal in strange goods.

My prices are all based on bartering. So if you want coffee, you have to make an offer.

So who wants the first cup a joe?
 

icegoat63

Son of Liberty
V.I.P.
I've got 3 used contacts and some Belly button lint.... will that get me a shot of espresso?
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
Just a shot of expresso. That is all. No cup. Just come here behind the counter and I'll squirt it into your mouth...from The Machine.

If you already have coffee Millz, then gtfo.

So I guess that starts my inventory.


Inventory as of 4PM CST July 5th 2011
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3 dirty contacts.
1 belly button lint
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anyone else have any beverages that they would like to consume?
 
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Millz

Better Call Saul
Staff member
V.I.P.
what will 100 punches in your face bring me?
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
you get your balls cut off millz. Thanks for the business.

And bex, it's a deal.

Inventory as of 5:49PM CST on July 5th 2011
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3 dirty contact lenses
1 belly button lint
1 futures of ysabel
100 punches to someones face.
Millz's balls.
 

icegoat63

Son of Liberty
V.I.P.
I once traveled to the future, I kept the prop wash from my aeronautical vehicular device in a ziplock bag for display purposes.

Think I can lick the foam off the latte spoon via a trade?
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
i guess so... what is a prop wash?
 

icegoat63

Son of Liberty
V.I.P.
lol prop wash is essentially disturbed air.

also known as "slip stream"

its the white shit that follows a Jet or any fast moving Airplane

 
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