SmackDown! - 09/19 Results:

#1
SmackDown: (Airing Friday)
* WWE Divas Champion Michelle McCool b. Maryse
- Maryse gets a lot of heat. McCool got the win after hitting a tiger driver.

* Vickie is shown backstage with Big Show. Eve comes in and asks if The Undertaker is in the building.

* A Big Show/Undertaker video from Unforgiven is shown.

* Ryan Braddock b. Festus
- The match ended in disqualification after Jesse came into the ring with duct tape and bubble wrap. They wrap up Braddock and carry him to the back.

* Back to Vickie and Big Show laughing about The Undertaker. Vickie says she will make him apologize if he shows up tonight.

* Carlito's Cabana returns tonight.

* R-Truth b. Shelton Benjamin
- R-Truth enters through the crowd. He gets the win with a roll-up pinfall. Lots of heat on Shelton.

* Jeff Hardy b. Brian Kendrick
- Prior to the match, Hardy cuts a promo and says that Triple H fired him up last week. Kendrick hit the ring for their match in which he lost. Hardy got knocked out by Vladimir Kozlov at the top of the ramp after the match.

* Carlito's Cabana is up next with Carlito and Primo Colon . Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins come out. It is announced that Carlito and Primo will get a WWE Tag Team Championship shot on next week's show. Ryder and Hawkins jump the Colons as Jesse and Festus come out for the save.

* Bre Bella and Maria are shown backstage talking about making their outfits the same. Victoria and Natalya nurst in talking about Bre's secret. They promise to get to the bottom of it next week in a divas match.

* The Great Khali b. Scotty Goldman in a squash match.

* The Great Khali vs. Vladimir Kozlov is announced for next week.

* Chavo is shown in Vickie's office with Bam Neely, Zack Ryder, and Curt Hawkins. Footage is shown of The Undertaker and then the TV messes up. The Undertaker grabs Chavo's throat.

* Triple H b. MVP
- Triple H got the win via pinfall after hitting a pedigree. After the match Vladimir Kozlov attacks Triple H and SmackDown goes off the air.
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The match between Michelle and Maryse was what you would expect. Michelle has got a new fantastic finisher, though. Definitely one of my favorites of ALL time.

Ryan Braddock looks like a meaty CM Punk. Really!

Carlito's Cabana seemed really awkward. I believe the crowd was so dead that they didn't care for either Carlito, Primo, Ryder or Hawkins. It was like the crowd didn't know whether to cheer, boo or stay quiet the entire time.

R-Truth rapped his way out from the crowd and that was even MORE awkward. Nashville, TN and R-Truth don't seem to mix too well. >.<;

Jeff vs Brian - Nothing really to say except it was a good match.
 

Tucker

Lion Rampant
#3
Random things:

You could see every detail of Michelle's McCooch through her skin-tight pleather pants. Hooray for the pause button! Judging by his chuckles, it sounded like Tazz spotted it, too.

It would appear that J.R.'s Bell's palsy is acting up again. He was slurring a good bit as he called.

The priceless "Oh, that's right; I'm a jobber" look on Scotty Goldman's face as Khali made the 'Frankenstein's monster' entrance.

Goldman also spoke in Khali's voice in his Titantron spot and used a different voice for his Khali grocery bag puppet. Poor confused bastard.

Maria looked fairly yummy and the sound quality in her backstage spot with Brie, Natalya and Victoria was uncommonly good.

Triple H putting MVP over for half of their match: no. Didn't work for me.

Gregory Helms referred to himself as "Hurricane." I would have bet money that they weren't going to allow that so soon after Ike.

And they've booked my Khali-Kozlov 'dream match' for next week. Awesome! If they would have pitted the Russian again Trips, we all pretty much know that the streak would be over. This one, however, leaves me guessing for now.
 
#4
If they would have pitted the Russian again Trips,
What sucks is that during a dark match a month back Triple H Pedigree'd Kozlov twice. Yes, TWICE! -_-;

I'm excited that Gregory Helms is FINALLY coming back. Is he a face or heel? From those pop-ups it was hard to tell... Err...?
 

Tucker

Lion Rampant
#5
I'm excited that Gregory Helms is FINALLY coming back. Is he a face or heel? From those pop-ups it was hard to tell... Err...?
Has he EVER been a heel? I'm not recalling it.

But then, I stopped watching WWE for a couple of years, shortly after they hired Bischoff and re-hired Vinnie Roo...
 

Atreyu

#2 New Zealander
#6
Has he EVER been a heel? I'm not recalling it.

But then, I stopped watching WWE for a couple of years, shortly after they hired Bischoff and re-hired Vinnie Roo...
He was a FANTASTIC heel for the past few years or so.
 
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Has he EVER been a heel? I'm not recalling it.
I believe so. I remember a time when he was a heel and feuded with Matt Hardy on SmackDown! awhile ago. Then, he just disappeared and I haven't heard anything from him since. What happened?
 

Atreyu

#2 New Zealander
#8
I believe so. I remember a time when he was a heel and feuded with Matt Hardy on SmackDown! awhile ago. Then, he just disappeared and I haven't heard anything from him since. What happened?
sadly, he broke his neck.

Hopefully he comes back better then ever and regains his spot as one of teh best wrestlers in WWE
 
#9
His neck? Yikes. >.<; - Thanks for the info.

Hopefully he comes back better then ever and regains his spot as one of teh best wrestlers in WWE
As soon as he lost his Hurricane gimmick, I finally started to realize his talent. He'll make for a great face mid-carder on SmackDown! to feud with MVP, Shelton, Kenny or practically any other heel for that matter. From his pop-up promos from tonight, though, he needs something new besides the sarcastic funny guy. That is being overused by Triple H, Carlito, MVP, Shelton, Scotty Goldman and The Brian Kendrick.
 

Tucker

Lion Rampant
#10
He was a FANTASTIC heel for the past few years or so.
Oh, fuck me. I knew I was going to miss something good; I just couldn't gag watching the Brothers of Promotion Destruction.

I mean, David Arquette and Tank Abbott as champions; those were bad enough... but Russo himself? Spare me that, and the Montreal Screwjob, and every Scorpion Razor Toast Death Wallet On Crack match he's ever come up with.

And Bish, he's just... I can't figure him out. The man speaks and writes like a genius, and yet every venture he touches goes to pot. He's like George Bush with a brain.

/hijackulation
 
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