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sit and eat a phallus with me

Tucker

Lion Rampant
It's the breakfast from Hell! Hungry though I am, I just can't bring myself to put my mouth over this bubba. Jimmy Dean calls it blueberry pancakes and sausage on a stick, but to me it looks more like dildo of spotted dick.

 

Dabs

Registered Member
And the bananas in the background aren't looking much better either ~LoL~
 

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
Mm-mmm, can't beat a handful of meat.
 

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
You weren't supposed to cook it in the condom, you right wally!
 

Tucker

Lion Rampant
I tell you, I didn't want to lip it!
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Damn it, I asked for medium rare. Charcoal delight, anybody?

 
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Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
What the fuck did you cook that in, a Bunsen burner?
 

Tucker

Lion Rampant
What, do you think I'm stupid? I microwaved it, thank you, for 50 minutes, just like it said on the package.
 

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
I see, I think there may be a tenfold error there.
 
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