Silly but funny sentences

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Shrek, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Shrek

    Shrek Registered Member

    When I was born I was so surprised, I couldn't talk for a year and a half.

    Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

    I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.

    Only drug dealers and software companies call their customers 'users'.

    Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.

    Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

    A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

    I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

    I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

    I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.

    I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

    Is it time for your medication or mine?

    Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

    Would you like to hear the pencil joke? Well, it's pointless.

    :tired: Source: GigglePedia

  2. Altanzitarron

    Altanzitarron Tamer Of The LOLzilla

    :lol: I like that one.
  3. FaKeD

    FaKeD Registered Member


    ROFL!! XD
  4. Teorropy

    Teorropy Registered User

    That was some good sentences. Very funny.
  5. dDave

    dDave Guardian of the Light V.I.P.

    Here's a poem, I forgot where i heard it but here it is anyway.

    Roses are red
    Violets aren't...

    Isn't that a hard concept to grasp?
    It's not really a sentence it's more of a poem but it's okay.

    Sorry i just unloaded my entire arsenal of funny sentences, I really don't have that many.
  6. FaKeD

    FaKeD Registered Member

    lol?? XD

    I guess your not a funny guy.. =/
  7. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    Haha. I liked the pencil joke one.

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