Signs We Would Like To See @ Our Workplace

#1
Just post a sign (text or pic) that you would love to post somewhere in
your workplace for customers to read even if it gets you fired.

I will start. . . . . . .

TO OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS. . . . . . .
PUT YOUR UNWANTED MERCHANDISE BACK WHERE YOU
FOUND IT YOU FREAKIN LAZY SLOB !!!

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icegoat63

Son of Liberty
V.I.P.
#2
The sign I'd hang up on my office chair pretty much all day is simple:

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If your day consists of micromanaging mine....
You apparently aren't busy enough yourself.

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Something like that... another one would be something along the lines of "I'm Busy, Leave me the fuck alone" :hah: I mean seriously... there is nothing worse than god dammed micromanaging bosses.
 

icegoat63

Son of Liberty
V.I.P.
#4
yes there is - bosses who look at porn on their computers and fuck everyone else's computers up in the process. :urp:
lmfao do we have the same boss?

Mine seriously destroyed my "goat63" email because he's sent so much dammed virus filled porn to it that i cant even open it anymore. And then of course its never his fault... he blames me, claiming it GF that is dirtier than a G-Street Hooker.

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Wade8813

Registered Member
#5
Just post a sign (text or pic) that you would love to post somewhere in
your workplace for customers to read even if it gets you fired.

I will start. . . . . . .

TO OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS. . . . . . .
PUT YOUR UNWANTED MERCHANDISE BACK WHERE YOU
FOUND IT YOU FREAKIN LAZY SLOB !!!

Store
Management
I actually kind of prefer it when customers don't put merchandise back - it gives me something to do.

Also, if they take a few items to the dressing room to try on, there's no way they're going to be able to put a lot of them back in the right place.

lmfao do we have the same boss?

Mine seriously destroyed my "goat63" email because he's sent so much dammed virus filled porn to it that i cant even open it anymore. And then of course its never his fault... he blames me, claiming it GF that is dirtier than a G-Street Hooker.
Your boss is SENDING YOU PORN?!?!??

That's so messed up in so many different ways...

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The only signs I've wished for are fairly simple - just Pull/Push signs on the doors. We have old, heavy doors that only open out, and a lot of customers (and occasionally even employees) try to go the wrong way because it's not labeled. Sometimes customers even assume the door is locked and walk over to a different door.
 
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#6
Dear policyholder, I don't make the rates. But, if you keep complaining I can certainly raise them.:nod:
 
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#8
TO OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS. . . . . . .
PLEASE DO NOT PUT UNFROZEN MERCHANDISE IN THE FREEZER
HOW FREAKIN STUPID ARE YOU ANYWAY !!!

Store
Management
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
#9
I'd put up a picture of my boss, with the words, if you don't look like this, don't try to tell me what to do.