Signs We Would Like To See @ Our Workplace

Discussion in 'Jobs' started by ATARIGUY, Mar 2, 2010.

  1. ATARIGUY

    ATARIGUY Beermister

    Just post a sign (text or pic) that you would love to post somewhere in
    your workplace for customers to read even if it gets you fired.

    I will start. . . . . . .

    TO OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS. . . . . . .
    PUT YOUR UNWANTED MERCHANDISE BACK WHERE YOU
    FOUND IT YOU FREAKIN LAZY SLOB !!!

    Store
    Management
     

  2. icegoat63

    icegoat63 Son of Liberty V.I.P. Lifetime

    The sign I'd hang up on my office chair pretty much all day is simple:

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    If your day consists of micromanaging mine....
    You apparently aren't busy enough yourself.

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    Something like that... another one would be something along the lines of "I'm Busy, Leave me the fuck alone" :hah: I mean seriously... there is nothing worse than god dammed micromanaging bosses.
     
  3. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime


    yes there is - bosses who look at porn on their computers and fuck everyone else's computers up in the process. :urp:
     
  4. icegoat63

    icegoat63 Son of Liberty V.I.P. Lifetime

    lmfao do we have the same boss?

    Mine seriously destroyed my "goat63" email because he's sent so much dammed virus filled porn to it that i cant even open it anymore. And then of course its never his fault... he blames me, claiming it GF that is dirtier than a G-Street Hooker.

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  5. Wade8813

    Wade8813 Registered Member

    I actually kind of prefer it when customers don't put merchandise back - it gives me something to do.

    Also, if they take a few items to the dressing room to try on, there's no way they're going to be able to put a lot of them back in the right place.

    Your boss is SENDING YOU PORN?!?!??

    That's so messed up in so many different ways...

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    The only signs I've wished for are fairly simple - just Pull/Push signs on the doors. We have old, heavy doors that only open out, and a lot of customers (and occasionally even employees) try to go the wrong way because it's not labeled. Sometimes customers even assume the door is locked and walk over to a different door.
     
    Last edited: Mar 2, 2010
  6. AngelsPeak

    AngelsPeak Wanna play?

    Dear policyholder, I don't make the rates. But, if you keep complaining I can certainly raise them.:nod:
     
    Last edited: Mar 2, 2010
  7. Barbara

    Barbara Ess Tii Eph Yu V.I.P. Lifetime

    Dear Underlings,

    If you don't like my attitude then work harder.

    Regards, Barbara.
     
  8. ATARIGUY

    ATARIGUY Beermister

    TO OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS. . . . . . .
    PLEASE DO NOT PUT UNFROZEN MERCHANDISE IN THE FREEZER
    HOW FREAKIN STUPID ARE YOU ANYWAY !!!

    Store
    Management
     
  9. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    I'd put up a picture of my boss, with the words, if you don't look like this, don't try to tell me what to do.
     
  10. Danno

    Danno Registered Member

    We are closed due to staff training

    due to re-open on 17th march 2083
     

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