Signs that WWE would be going bankrupt

#1
I saw this on another forum and thought it'd be funny if we created some of our own. Here are some that other people posted:

- Rey Mysterio starts wearing a paper plate mask

- Triple H goes from using a sledgehammer to one of those tool-store hammers

- Triple H spits his water into a jar instead of into the air so they can refill his bottle for next week

- Melina comes out to artists who draw her picture instead of paparazzi taking her picture.

- the part of Hornswaggle is played by a local wrestler walking on his knees
- Carlito would no long spit out his apple.
- Hogan's hair would turn back to brown.
- The referee would be replaced with audience members.
- The Tron screen would be replaced with 5 inch mini-TVs.
- The wrestling ring would be changed to a wrestling carpet.
- Triple H would now be Double H.
 

Merc

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#2
- Taker would be forced to run to the ring as his entrance is too long
- John Cena now runs the plastic chain gang
- JBL runs his own financial aid bit during each show
- X Pac returns
 

Unity

Fjord Tough
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#3
- Taker would be forced to run to the ring as his entrance is too long
- John Cena now runs the plastic chain gang
- JBL runs his own financial aid bit during each show
- X Pac returns
I'm a huge X-Pac fan, by the way. I know nobody likes him, just a personal favorite!

-Instead of slow motion photography, John Morrison attempts to move very slowly at the beginning of his entrance...as for his hair, The Miz just blows to try and move it, as they can no longer afford high-powered fans.
-C.M. Punk goes from being "Mr. Money in the Bank" to "Mr. Where-the-hell-is-my-stimulus-check?!"
 

Millz

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#4
Billy Gunn returns...

Crap, actually that would mean the world was ending as well. Keep him away.
 

Babe_Ruth

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#5
I hated X-Pac sorrt unity, he was just awful on the microphone and and in the ring.

-Instead of using microphones they ask people to be quiet and they scream really loud.

They sold all there belts on ebay, now they have to use pieces of cardboard for belts.
 

FBrown89

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#6
- Umaga gets the face paint permanently tattooed on

- The Brooklyn Brawler starts headlining events

- They bring Goldberg back, only he comes out just like Gillberg, with the sparklers.

- The Big Show is no longer allowed to eat at the arena

- They don't talk on microphones anymore, just Dixie cups with string
 
#8
- Taker would be forced to run to the ring as his entrance is too long


lol - they should do that anyways. IT IS too long. =P

- In order for WWE to make money to keep the show on the air, they'll have to change up the superstars names a bit:

John Morrison would now be John Deer
Funaki would now be known as Samsung
Triple H would now be Preparation H
CM Punk would now be known as Pepsi Punk
 

Unity

Fjord Tough
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#9
lol - they should do that anyways. IT IS too long. =P

- In order for WWE to make money to keep the show on the air, they'll have to change up the superstars names a bit:

John Morrison would now be John Deer
Funaki would now be known as Samsung
Triple H would now be Preparation H
CM Punk would now be known as Pepsi Punk
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To add to yours:

The Big Show would now be "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno"
The "Heartbreak Kid" would be "The match.com Kid" (ok, that one sucked)
 

Dragon

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#10
The Big Show would now be "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno"
The "Heartbreak Kid" would be "The match.com Kid" (ok, that one sucked)
Lol, I like the match.com kid.

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