Signs that WWE would be going bankrupt

Discussion in 'Wrestling' started by viLky, May 31, 2008.

  1. viLky

    viLky ykLiv

    I saw this on another forum and thought it'd be funny if we created some of our own. Here are some that other people posted:

    - Carlito would no long spit out his apple.
    - Hogan's hair would turn back to brown.
    - The referee would be replaced with audience members.
    - The Tron screen would be replaced with 5 inch mini-TVs.
    - The wrestling ring would be changed to a wrestling carpet.
    - Triple H would now be Double H.
     

  2. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    - Taker would be forced to run to the ring as his entrance is too long
    - John Cena now runs the plastic chain gang
    - JBL runs his own financial aid bit during each show
    - X Pac returns
     
  3. Unity

    Unity Chett Chetterfield Staff Member

    I'm a huge X-Pac fan, by the way. I know nobody likes him, just a personal favorite!

    -Instead of slow motion photography, John Morrison attempts to move very slowly at the beginning of his entrance...as for his hair, The Miz just blows to try and move it, as they can no longer afford high-powered fans.
    -C.M. Punk goes from being "Mr. Money in the Bank" to "Mr. Where-the-hell-is-my-stimulus-check?!"
     
  4. Millz

    Millz Lance Catamaran Staff Member V.I.P.

    Billy Gunn returns...

    Crap, actually that would mean the world was ending as well. Keep him away.
     
  5. Babe_Ruth

    Babe_Ruth Sultan of Swat Staff Member V.I.P.

    I hated X-Pac sorrt unity, he was just awful on the microphone and and in the ring.

    -Instead of using microphones they ask people to be quiet and they scream really loud.

    They sold all there belts on ebay, now they have to use pieces of cardboard for belts.
     
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  6. FBrown89

    FBrown89 Registered Member

    - Umaga gets the face paint permanently tattooed on

    - The Brooklyn Brawler starts headlining events

    - They bring Goldberg back, only he comes out just like Gillberg, with the sparklers.

    - The Big Show is no longer allowed to eat at the arena

    - They don't talk on microphones anymore, just Dixie cups with string
     
  7. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    - Kane's pyro effects are replaced by really big, red sparklers
     
  8. viLky

    viLky ykLiv



    lol - they should do that anyways. IT IS too long. =P

    - In order for WWE to make money to keep the show on the air, they'll have to change up the superstars names a bit:

    John Morrison would now be John Deer
    Funaki would now be known as Samsung
    Triple H would now be Preparation H
    CM Punk would now be known as Pepsi Punk
     
  9. Unity

    Unity Chett Chetterfield Staff Member

    To add to yours:

    The Big Show would now be "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno"
    The "Heartbreak Kid" would be "The match.com Kid" (ok, that one sucked)
     
  10. Dragon

    Dragon Registered Member V.I.P. Lifetime

    Lol, I like the match.com kid.

    The wrestling bell is sponsored by Taco Bell.
     
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