Sick Leave

Nightsurfer

~Lucky 13 strikes again~
#1
This is Wrong, Funny but very very wrong…..





Sick Leave



I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.



A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office.



When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"





She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark!" :-o :) :lol: :D