Sexual Aids

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No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved
an orgasm. They decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens
to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following
suggestion:

"Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making
love have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help
wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."

They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome
young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It
doesn't help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they
go back to the Rabbi.

"Okay," he says to the husband," try it reversed. Have the young
man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."

Once again they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire
the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with
the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to
work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous
room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him
triumphantly, "You see that, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you
wave a towel!"