Sayings, quotes, proverbs...8D

#1
Greetings. 8D I don't really know my way around here, being new, but I'll try my best.

I was wondering if any of you knew any proverbs or sayings that you found really interesting, along similar lines to this:

"Build a man a fire and he's warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life."

That one has an insightful but morbid touch to it. That's my favourite kind. 8D I'd really love to know more along those lines, or at least really interesting ones, but there are too many to surf through. :x Any help would be much appreciated!

Thanks.

-omairi
 

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#2
Welcome! :)

That was really funny. I hadn't heard that before! :D

Here is a great site for things like this: http://despair.com/

It's full of spoof posters like the motivational posters a lot of offices have in them.

Here are a bunch of their posters and the quotes that come with them: http://despair.com/lithographs.html :)

Here's one of them:



Mediocrity Lithograph
It takes a lot less time, and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late."
LOL!