Rise up GF - A song

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Smelnick, Apr 24, 2009.

  1. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    Bang BOom!

    The sounds of war
    are echoing
    On the air
    Drifting on towards this population

    the sounds of sad
    from the souls of those
    on this electronic network of cool

    the sounds of win
    rising against
    the resounding fail
    that echoes in the distance from that war

    Rise up citizens of this site
    this site of win, this site of cool
    fight the fight, let's end this plight
    and gather in chat to share the sight
    Take up your pitchforks, and your guns
    Lets storm the hills of a rusty war
    They'll try to make us, lame as ever
    but soon we'll crush those n00bs right into the dust.

    Take a Knapp and hit them hard
    Punch them in the throat and cut them hard
    Show them bliss and happiness
    Hit them hard, they'll feel the Impact

    Stuff them with Pretzels and Bagels
    Let them Bob in the oceans of death
    Smel the dick of Nick and Smick
    Is A Bell ringing the sounds of defeat?!


    Take up your Magnums, you're Pro guns right
    Tuck 'er into your holster, saddle up your horses
    Hear the Echoes of your shots, echoing around
    This Swift Strike will take them by total surprise

    Lets cast a hex, with the spell of Bex
    Cut off their dicks with the knife of Nix
    Lets end this war the only way we know how
    Hit them with the sticks, given us by Brix!


    Shwwaaaaaaaaaa! Will be our war cry
    Let it ring for as we charge down the hill
    Lets Storm their gates, are they Expecting the Ironic?
    Throw your Bananas, you silly crazy monkeys!

    Rub the lamp, and let loose the Jeanie
    Make your wish, and vanquish your foes.
    Say Hiei to their deaths, their deaths, their deaths,
    Wong tong tong and cow cow pocks they get.


    The rats will Nibble their corpses in the night
    OH SNAP! Some of them still live come morn!
    The Sultan of Swat will smack them down
    Let our Frozen Goat calvaries ride forth to kill

    Either A Barb or Rah will help us in our battle
    At the End of the Winter, Romance will not flourish
    Let loose our Dragons, to poke out their Iris's
    This Mal content creates Ificus, and the Pugz!!!


    Chaos ensues, disturbing Mickey Eye Ellllll
    FutureTrackStar likes to hump the bible
    Infinity is now the absence of the finite
    If you don't like it, you'll be in his good books

    Constantine is the name of a movie
    with an actor who has only one face
    This war reminds me of that one faithful day
    When Thexelcowpootoxthedox a knocks, was a fag

    If you weren't mentioned in this song, Post in this thread and I might just add a couple more stanzas to this song.

    Last edited: Apr 25, 2009
    Hiei, Bliss, ysabel and 1 other person like this.

  2. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    Beware the Smelberwock, my son!
  3. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    I forgot to add Chaos. But then, he's too easy to add in . 'OH GEE! THE WAR WAS CHAOS!!!!' What other prominent people did I miss? Barbie girl hahahahahahahahahahahhqahahahaha RIP OFF HER HEADS!!!!!
    Last edited: Apr 25, 2009
  4. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit


    That was so awesome to read.
  5. Nixola

    Nixola Boom Boom Pow!

    That is amazing. :lol:
  6. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    Wow, the recording of this song explains why my throat is sore this morning.
  7. Hiei

    Hiei The Hierophant


    Nicely done. How drunk were you when you made this?
  8. Rebeccaaa

    Rebeccaaa yellow 4!

    I didn't realise there was a recording with it. Hahahahahahaha... etc. :lol:
  9. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    Yah I added the recording later. Not very drunk hiei, just a heavy buzz. Maybe 6 beers or something like that.
  10. Oooh_snap

    Oooh_snap Living on the 0th floor V.I.P. Lifetime

    Lol I loved it before you put up the link to you singing it, but the actual song makes it 100 times better. Brilliant sir.

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