Rap Song Wrote By Jeru (AUDIO)

Discussion in 'Music' started by Jeru, Oct 15, 2009.

  1. Jeru

    Jeru Registered Member

    Product of Boredom

    Title - How ill

    Listen, I got crazy skills
    imma tell you like this

    Verse 1:
    Im so ill i snatch the food out the hungrey lions mouth
    Jog from brooklyn to DC on I-95 south
    ..without getting fatigued
    i travel at light speeds
    Get shot with a bazooka dog and barely bleed
    I can touch a lightning bolt and not get shocked
    Bust shots at the president and wont get knocked
    No shitting, swam with the sharks and i aint ever been biten
    Had Nelson Mandela quoteing the shit that im spitting
    Have every lesbian chick begging for dick
    Make that nigga all sharpton cut off that ol' perm shit
    Spit fire out my mouth like the mythical dragon
    on a unicorn horn, smoke a blunt with a leprachaun

    Hook: (scratch effect)
    To get this ill takes pra-pra-pra-practice
    To get this ill takes practice practice
    Im so nasty at this

    Verse 2:
    Im so ill i got mike bloomberg cutting me check
    Pimps instruct there ho's to pay me for sex
    I make extra chips teaching david blain tricks
    NASA calls my lab before they launch rocket ships
    So ill Jackie Chan calls me the black version
    after i finish rapping imma be a brain surgen
    I can see the planets clearly without a telescope
    Went to rome to rock a show, they tried to make me the pope
    I had oprah in the crib posing for exotic flicks
    Take a trip to fort knox and pick up like 80 bricks
    Free all wrongfully imprisoned people out of jail
    and when i finished with oprah i snap flicks of gail
    I rip the mic all night without taking a breath
    swim the atlantic ocean without taking a rest, or getting wet
    I always win so gamblers place ya bets
    I taking MCs to Maury for maturnity tests


    Verse 3:
    Im so ill they model computer chips after my brain
    When a country in drought they call the kid for rain
    Bring peace to the Gaza Strip because i got so much clout
    Mario owe me dope for knocking donkey kong out
    Wolfgang Puck gave me paper to teach him to cook
    J.K. Rowlings asked me to write the next harry potter book
    I can feed a million people with one pice of enjada
    Darth Vader dont know im really Luke Skywalkers Father
    I spend my down time writting scripts for stacy
    when i blow shit up i make terrorists hate me
    Imma probably end up living until im 180
    My stamina so legendary wonder woman try'n to date me
    My touch cures the sick like an antibiotic
    Slap up steve austin and short out his bionics
    Raps on point like a navy seal gunner
    im taking shit over this summer and every summer

    Last edited: Oct 20, 2009

  2. MAgnum9987

    MAgnum9987 Do What Thou Wilt

    Dude, thats ill. Now put it to slide guitar and a standup bass.
  3. Konshentz

    Konshentz Konshentz

    I enjoyed verse 2 the most. Haha.
  4. Jeru

    Jeru Registered Member

  5. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    Nice. There was a ton of really solid content in there that kept my ears tuned in. "When a country got drought, they call the kid for rain." That I stayed interested throughout the whole thing says something about your writing prowess.
  6. Konshentz

    Konshentz Konshentz

    I was always more of a "Dirty Bomb" fan myself. Haha.
    Jeru likes this.

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