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Random Seinfeld Quote Thread

AnitaKnapp

It's not me, it's you.
V.I.P.
Why do the women and children get to go first?
 

Unity

Living in Ikoria
Staff member
I was in the pool!!!

....and you want to be my latex salesman...

It's Feldman...from across the hall!

Who are these for? Smuckers? Are you taking dog medicine? (might have the wording wrong on that one, lol)

Little Jerry Seinfeld!
 

Millz

Better Call Saul
Staff member
V.I.P.
Did you receive a phone call for Costanza?

Yes I did. I yell, Cartwright!? Cartwright!? Nobody answer. I tell her, you not here, she say curse word, and I hang up.
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I was in the pool!!!

....and you want to be my latex salesman...

It's Feldman...from across the hall!

Who are these for? Smuckers? Are you taking dog medicine? (might have the wording wrong on that one, lol)

Little Jerry Seinfeld!
tsk tsk...already a dupe quote :shake:
 
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AnitaKnapp

It's not me, it's you.
V.I.P.
No soup for you!
 

Jeanie

still nobody's bitch
V.I.P.
Mulva?
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My wallet's gone! MY WALLET'S GONE!!!!
 
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Unity

Living in Ikoria
Staff member
ELAINE: Yeah, well maybe there aren't any houses to rent there.
JERRY: In all of Tuscany? I wonder.


And Millz, I had been writing that before your post was up. Just took me a while because I got occupied with school stuff. We just have great minds!
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Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
 
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AnitaKnapp

It's not me, it's you.
V.I.P.
You're killing independent George.
 
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