Quotes

[Marie]

What are you favourite quotes? I'll post some of mine later ^_^

 

[Mirage]

Hmm, there are some "deep" quotes I like but for now I'll think of the ones that come to mind.. such as movie quotes:

"What do they got in there, King Kong?"

"Think they'll have that on the tour?"

"Yes but John, when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourist."

"Who could have predicted that Dr. Grant would suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle? See, uh.. and oh.. Dr. Sattler? Dr.. Uh, once again I.. uh.. -Now Now here I am sitting here by myself uh, uh, talking to myself. See? See, that's, --that's Chaos Theory....... *tapping on the in-car camera* Now, now eventually you'll have dino-..dinosaurs on this dinosaur tour, right? Hello? *breathing onto the glass* Haaaaaaaah.."

- Jeff Goldblum, Jurassic Park

That last one is perhaps one of my favorite quotes/monologues from any movie ever. It's just hilarious.

"Must Go Faster.." - Jeff Goldblum, Jurassic Park / Independence Day

(Believe me, I'm not making the same mistakes again)
"Yes yes I know.. You're, you're making all new ones." - Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World (Jurassic Park 2)

Ok I have plenty more, but some Jeff Goldblum was coming to mind. He has a ton of other good quotes between the JP and Independence Day movies too. He is awesome.

 

[Doc]

"My anus is bleeding"

 

[Alan]

Received the following interesting quote through a forwarded email and would like to share with you...

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

 

[Ghost]

"Slow ahead... I can go slow ahead. Come on down and chum some of this sh*t!"
(Big ugly shark head appearing makes the speaker FREAK!)
Chief Martin Brody (Roy Scheider)
JAWS
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"Meetings adjourned." ...Hedley Lamarr
"It is?" ...Gov. William J. LePetomaine
"Oh, I'm sorry, Sir. You say that." ...Hedley Lamarr
"What?" ...Gov. William J. LePetomaine
"Meetings adjourned." ...Hedley Lamarr
"It is?" ...Gov. William J. LePetomaine
"No... you say that." ...Hedley Lamarr
"What?" ...Gov. William J. LePetomaine
"Meetings adjourned." ...Hedley Lamarr
"It is?" ...Gov. William J. LePetomaine
"Here... play with this." ...Hedley Lamarr hands him a ball-n-paddle.
(Harvey Korman and Mel Brooks)
Blazing Saddles
(Course, the entire movie is a font of favorite lines.
Don't believe me? Oh, its twue... it's twue, it's twue, it's twue!)
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"Why don't you bore a hole in your head and let the sap run out."
Groucho Marx
Horse Feathers
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"Where are those snipers when you need 'em?"
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell (Bob Hope)
Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell
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"Jean Louise. Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing."
Rev. Sykes regarding Atticus Finch leaving the courtroom. (Bill Walker)
To Kill A Mockingbird
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"Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night."
Margo Channing (Bette Davis)
All About Eve
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"I could never love you." She says disgusted with him.
"Does that matter?" He says most smugly.
Nefretiri and Rameses (Anne Baxter and Yul Brynner)
The Ten Commandments
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"This is never going to work."
"Why didn't you say so before?"
"I DID say so before."
Han Solo and Luke Skywalker (Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill)
Star Wars: A New Hope
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"Oooo, isn't he the lady killer."
"Acquitted."
Debbie Jellinsky and Gomez Addams (Joan Cusack and Raul Julia)
Addams Family Values
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"Merry Christmas. Sh*tter was full."
Eddie (Randy Quaid)
Christmas Vacation
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"Hey, we dah victims here."
"That victim sh*t is way overblown."
Craig and Officer Hole (Ice Cube and Joel McKinnon Miller)
Friday After Next

 

[Nightsurfer]

"Of all the things I miss, I miss my mind the most." :lol: (Ozzy Osbourne)